obama-cares:

when i die i want to be holding my phone so when my cold dead hands start to close they click the camera button and i take a selfie from the grave

drunktrophywife:

I wish tumblr was like survivor and we could vote people off the island

cumfort:

I hope I reincarnate into Beyoncé

appil:

Pooled People
truangles:

by Nick Thomm

disorders:

is it cold in here or is that just my heart